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Klingon programmer quotes

Post by heruca » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:05 pm

Things likely to be overheard from a Klingon programmer:

1. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
2. By filing this bug report, you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
3. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
4. Our competitors are without honor!
5. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
6. This machine is GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
7. Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
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Post by Ramza » Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:20 am

/looks over at heruca with concern.

Pobrecito, I think I'm worried for you now, heruca.

:?

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Post by heruca » Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:34 pm

Chalk it up to sleep deprivation.

But hey, at least it got you to finally post something. :)
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Post by Halebop » Sat Mar 11, 2006 6:45 pm

Pesky damn sleep depre... :THUD: Zzzzzzzz, zzzzzz

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Post by Ramza » Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:58 pm

Must stay up to watch Star Trek reruns... lol

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Never fear, heruca. I'm watching things progress.

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Post by masterlurker » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:25 pm

And here to think I ignored this thread because I assumed it was in Klingon by programmers.
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Post by Halebop » Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:58 pm

Never judge a forum thread by it's... :THUD: Zzzzzz, zzzzzzz

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Post by masterlurker » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:19 am

Halebop wrote:Never judge a forum thread by it's... :THUD: Zzzzzz, zzzzzzz
Does Heruca keep you awake at nights or something? :?
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Post by Halebop » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:20 am

No, thinking of FoW keeps me a wake at night! :D

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Post by heruca » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:29 am

Me too. :D
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Post by Halebop » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:32 am

You're not allowed to sleep! :lol:

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Post by Kepli » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:16 am

Heruca sleeps? What is the world coming to :cry:
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Post by Halebop » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:30 am

Fog of Warless? :?: :D

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Post by Balesir » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:21 pm

Heh - I don't know about Klingons, but I know Real Programmers get confused between Halloween and Christmas because Oct31 is the same as Dec25...
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Post by Omnidon » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:12 pm

Ha hadn't heard that one before. :roll:

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Post by heruca » Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:14 pm

I don't get it. Is it a math joke?
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